...well that removes alot of stress from my life c: Honestly, you guys wouldn't like it anyways and it would take to long to tell :<

In a nut shell tho(If you care)

My theory of Kisame's fishyness~
His daddy, Inu (you know now) was part of a clan (Hoshigaki) that were the vessels of animal demons. Inu was named after the demon he hosted that turns him into a large white wolf, Inutenma. Inu's mother did not have the kekai genkai (people with it are killed there) but his dad did, and Kisame's mom didn't have the kekai genkai so all that happened to him was that he turned out looking like a fish because the vessel of Onisame recently died.

Basically, Kousai hates Inu because he's creepy and she never wanted to marry him but it was arranged, yada yada. Inu hates Kisame because he doesn't have the kekai genkai and wants him dead. Kousai hates Kisame because he's Inu's child and she wants nothing to do with him anymore (even though as a child I depict him as really innocent and naive)

After a fight and Inu trying to kill Kisame (this is when he's about six :< Inu leaves, telling Kousai to kill him by the time he visits again. Kousai dissapears for two months leaving poor little Kisame alone but returns later asking him to go on a car ride. She takes him waaaaaaay far away from the house and leaves him there. When he asks why she doesn't want him anymore she says it's because no one loves him. He walks for a while until he comes to Kirigakure where he collapses infront of that wonderful man Motsuke's house 8D

He meets Zabuza (who thinks he is better than eeeeveryone)
He meets Raiga (Raiga strikes me as being mentally dead)
He meets Moon (who is just as bad as Zabuza and just as vain; she feels for Raiga and Kisame, though, and hits Zabuza every time he does something to hurt them.
He meets Kano (the Mizukage's son who is more like a male Hinata)
He meets Kekai (the Mizukage's daughter who has a huge crush on Zabuza) They are never a couple tho.
He meets Motsuke (who has major issues and needs anger management) You people think Zuuuuko c:

They all grow up together and eventually settle their differences to become good friends. A few major events are Deidara's deranging mother trying to take over the Land of Water through a band of her own ninja and ninja from Kirigakure (I'm so creative :c). They create tunnels under water and take Kisame, Moon, Zabuza, Raiga, Kano, and Kekai as hostages so that the Mizukage surrenders. He says he could care less, and Motsuke has to wind up saving them, although they held their own pretty good with Raiga using clones, Moon using her ribbons, Zabuza using his Water Dragon Technique and Kisame using a Chakra Transfer technique to supply Kekai with enough chakra to summon a nine headed water serpent (read it, Kisame has a heckuvalotta chakra) They are about 9 now.

There is a huge time skip of six years when they are all shown again. Moon is now a lot more kind then the others because of the fact Kisame rubbed off on her, but Kisame is now just as bad as Zabuza and Zabuza and Raiga haven't changed any. There is another attack by Deidara's crazy mom and she tries to meet with the Mizukage, which she does, asfter slipping past Zabuza and Raiga when Zabuza couldn't bring himself to kill Deidara whom she had with her (he was about a year old). Kisame and Moon prepare to attack her when they over hear the Mizukage saying he could care less about the wellfare of others and that people are only loyal to him because they have to be. They continue on, though, satisfied as being pawns.

After the short battle, Kisame's 15th birthday is coming up and Motsuke had made a deal with him when he was really little that if he wanted any friends that he would come with him on a "field trip" when he turned fifteen. Zabuza only makes fun of him but Moon got him a new Kimono (like the one in the picture of he, Zabuza, Raiga and Motsuke) Moon winds up staying the night with Kisame...

The next day Kisame has to leave with Motsuke, Raiga goes on another one of his "family trips" and Moon goes as an ambassador to the Land of Snow. Kisame and Motsuke go to the land of fire and pose as ANBU. They wipe out the entire ANBU, spare Ibiki and two others. Afterwards, Motsuke tells Kisame it's time he stood on his own two feet and leaves him in the Land of Fire. Kisame leaves, trying to find his way away from Konoahgakure when he runs into a little boy coming out of the forest. He is about eight and has black hair and red eyes... */_\* Oh who could it possibly be?!?!?1!!?!?!11?!

Kisame is in the woods when he gets in a fight with an Akatsuki member, Zetsu, and Zetsu knocks him unconcious. Kisame winds up tied in chains and Samehada no longer with him. Zetsu decides to fight Kisame and Kisame uses one of the techniques Motsuke told him not to ever use. Wind Element: Draining Aura, Replinishing Chakra. It allows him to use for himself all the chakra stored up in Samehada, but there is a risk Samehada may fall apart. Kisame loses again, barely this time, and he is taken in as an Akatsuki member against his will. He has a dream that night about an odd seal on his back and a black shark-like demon saying how much he wouldn't have suffered had only he been born with the seal to contain him.

Moon gets back from the Land of Snow and finds people dead everywhere. She throws herself into a panick on how this happened and finds it was Zabuza's doing. She realizes she can't trust anyone because her closest of friends all traited on her.

Years pass, fifteen, and a young boy with white hair and gray eyes is seeking to find a group of his own ninja. His name is Kiyoshi Hatake. He rounds up a girl named Hisa who is a reencarnation, and a boy with the same name as the Mizukage's son, Kano. He asks if they know anyone else, and Kano says he knows a young girl in the Land of Snow. They go there and she is completely paranoid beyond all reason and rather scared. She says a boy has been stalking her and she wants protection from Kiyoshi's group in return for joining. They agree and protect her from someone she calls "Suigetsu", who is actually just trying to get her sword.

Hisa hates her. She is ten years old and says her name is Moon, but Hisa says she knows when people are born and when they die and she knows Moon isn’t ten. They all go out the next day and Moon stumbles upon Kisame and Itachi. She immediately asks Kisame to come back with her, after revealing what she really looks like (her real age) Kisame says no and she continues to beg him until he drains her chakra and leaves her there for Kiyoshi’s group to find. Hisa sees her first and doesn’t trust her though she has retained once more the shape of her as a ten year old.

Months pass and Kiyoshi’s group hears about Orochimaru’s death and how valuable the ring he left would be. Moon encounters Kisame again and asks him to help her find the ring. He says no though she tries her best to entice him to help. Keep in mind that Moon isn’t very subtle around him.

Moon returns to her group and tells them they need to get Orochimaru’s ring. They agree and head to Otagakure. Hisa says she senses two chakras on Moon though Moon dismisses it and tells her that she got into a fight.

At the Akatsuki, Pein tells Itachi that finding the ring may be a chance to redeem himself since he is going blind and is becoming less powerful. Kisame and Itachi head for Otagakure.

They get there at about the same time. There is a short fight for the ring since team Kiyoshi (Did I mention he ran away from home?? ^o^’ gets the ring first. Hisa is in possession of the ring when Kisame catches Kano and tells Hisa to hand over the ring or Kano dies. Hisa says she doesn’t care and Kano is the only one that doesn’t make it out alive. Moon runs in only to be caught by Kisame who pins her against they wall and tries to crush her ribcage. Itachi barely finds Kiyoshi, whom Hisa handed the ring off to, and sends him into Mankyego, then able to grab the ring. He calls for Kisame and he doesn’t kill Moon. Hisa then heals Kiyoshi and Moon.

Kisame and Itachi get back to Akatsuki, Itachi has been holding the ring the whole time, to find that the ring wasn’t Orochimaru’s real one. (Neither group knew) …Somewhere off in the distance, a worried Naruto and Kakashi are carrying a dying, recently turned good Sasuke back to Konoah with Sakura, Hinata, Shana (Kakashi’s wife) Akio (Hinata and Naruto’s son) Zaphod (Sasuke and Sakura’s son) Tora (Sasuke’s daughter) and Ayame (Kakashi’s daughter) On Sasuke’s middle finger is a ring with the seal for “Sky”.

When Moon wakes back up, Hisa and Kiyoshi are gone and she no longer has Summonce. She does not look for them (they left her) and instead goes back to Otagakure to look for her sword. When she gets there, however, she is encountered with two more of the Akatsuki moving in a pair. Deidara and Zetsu. (They are there looking for the real ring and think she has it) They corner her, and Zetsu almost winds up raping her, but Deidara intervenes so spectacularly with a bomb that Zetsu barely avoids and Moon is knocked unconcious. They take her back to the Akatsuki layer and leave her on a couch (This layer is an abandoned hotel) Later that night, The last pair of the Akatsuki walk in, Tobi and Kisame. (Itachi was “let go” after not getting the correct ring. The strongest was paired with the third strongest, and the second strongest was paired with the weakest so that’s why Deidara is with Zetsu and Kisame is with Tobi (the said least strongest) Kisame recognizes Moon and begins to wonder why she has been turning up so often. Moon says she’s glad to see him although he changes the subject and asks where the ring is. She admits she doesn’t know, and he appears understanding. …The two fall asleep on the couch that night, sweating.

The next morning Pein tells Moon to give him the ring. Kisame says he searched her and that she doesn’t have the ring. Pein then tells Kisame to get rid of Moon.

Kisame takes Moon out through the woods and to a river before throwing her in and her hitting her head on a rock and sinking. He leaves, thinking the job to be done, though Moon had caught on to a stone and saved herself.

Moon finds the nearest village, Konoahgakure, where she lives in a small house and is completely terrified of life and only has one true friend who loves and cares for her with his life, and his name is Miki. He has REALLY blindingly white hair and blue eyes.

Nine months later, Moon has Kisame’s child, which she calls Kankei (Kankei meaning “trick”. She has Kisame-blue hair and yellow, pupiless eyes. No, she doesn’t have blue skin, but she has no eyebrows for some reason c: (twas in her original character design) She received the last effects of a messed-up kekai genkai.

Miki is a ninja and eventually takes in Kankei as his student along with two other boys, Takeru, a quiet boy (think Shino) from the hidden sand. And a more loud, vain boy (lawlKiba) from the Village hidden in the Smoke, named Shinsu. They get along well and all pass the first part of the Chuunin test (I wonder if Ibiki is running out of ideas yet…?) When it comes to the fighting, though, Takeru and Kankei lose and only Shinsu advances. Shinsu is actually the strongest too even though he just uses genjutsu. (Kankei and Takeru both use swords, though they at times use ninjutsu) After the match, a man comes up and wants to take Kankei as his student. Moon says no and so does Miki, but he assures since Miki only teaches strategies (he is a Shikamaru) he wouldn’t be able to teach a taijutsu user as much. Kankei is eventually forced to leave her team, mother, and the Land of Fire to go back with the man to the Land of Water.

Kankei’s training with her ‘Motsuke-sensei’ begins once they reach the Land of Water. (MOTSUKE IS OOOOOOLD 8D) Motsuke immediately tries to find out if she is Kisame’s daughter but she says he mom says he was a ninja in Konoahgakure that was KIA (she doesn’t know what KIA means). Motsuke knows otherwise. They train REALLY hard and long for the first four weeks until one day Kankei gets seperated from Motsuke when the mist is thick. Kankei is kidnapped by two people and taken to a house where a man is printing pictures for “found children”. They bring her in and take pictures to put on flyers for the Land of Fire and Water (she still had her Land of Fire headband) One, a blonde, asks if they remind the other any of Kisame. He, however, is too busy yelling at the man for not paying them last time and that the Akatsuki is going into debt with only six members and no Kakuzu. They take the flyers and Kankei, kill the man, and leave.

Eventually, Moon finds a flyer and she and Miki go to find Kankei. The Akatsuki are dressed up as missing nin from the Land of Fire when the encounter them and they immediately return Kankei for the money. When leaving, though, Kisame recognizes moon and secretly knows, though he denies it, that Kankei is his daughter. He tries to attack Moon but is restrained by Pein who later makes him suffer for what almost jeopardized their cover.

Moon and Kankei go Hanabi (flower viewing) until Motsuke comes back to get her. While there, Kankei picks a flower far off near the woods when she sees someone standing there. Moon instantly grabs Kankei away in time before they attack and the stranger leaves. Moon tells Kankei he was just upset that she picked a flower and wasn’t supposed to. Miki then takes Kankei home with Moon. Later that night, Kankei wakes up when she hears someone at the door. She get up only to hear someone downstairs.

Kisame cornered Moon and asks her who Kankei is. She tells him almost playfully that she is his daughter. He is furious and tells her that he is going to kill Moon someday, but first let her watch Kankei suffer and die before he kills her. He leaves after that and Moon tells Kankei to go back to bed. (Kankei has no clue Kisame even exists)

Motsuke comes by the next day and takes Kankei back to the Land of Water. Moon is left alone again though Miki tries his best to cheer her up.

Kankei can only write to her mother. One night she has a dream that she is sleeping and her father (whose face she can’t see) come up and kisses her on the cheek before she watches his shadow leave. She writes this to her mother and asks about her father, where he is or when he is coming home. Moon is hurting so much that she doesn’t have a father, and so sets out to find Kisame. She finds him and begs him to come home, but to no avail. She returns home to wait for her daughters return which should be in eight weeks…
Eight months drag on… Eight years…

Kankei is in the Land of Water when Motsuke is handing her a sword from a display case. She is about to take it when a kunai hits the hilt and knocks it out of her grasp. She sees a boy with brown hair and brown eyes in the doorway, yelling for her not to hold it since it killed ever wielder it had. Motsuke then commands her to pick it up and she does… nothing happens. The boy is amazed and Motsuke tells him she received inborn Jutsu (knowing jutsu already) and the ability to hold a sentient weapon. (Kankei is not a strong, powerful, perfect girl, though *hates Katara*. She is a shy, average Hinata-like character. But doesn’t EVER fight. ever. She doesn’t eat much either…

Kankei later finds out the boys name is Danzi and the two get engaged only days before she is finally going home. She does leave, though, and Danzi says he’ll follow after her as soon as he can leave. Kankei returns to the Land of Fire without Motsuke and once she gets there immediately looks for Shinsu and Takeru which she hasn’t seen for nearly eight years. She finds Shinsu at the Anbu head quarters and he barely recognizes her. He tells her she, “cut all her hair off and grew about seven feet.” Kankei just tells him it’s good to see him too, and asks where Takeru is. He tells her that he is on a mission and won’t be back for a few days. She then leaves and goes back home.

She finally sees her mother again, and they begin to talk about all that has happened. Kisame shows up, however, and threatens Kankei’s life (he heard she came back home). Moon immediately begins to try to stop him and he winds up pinning her against the wall. She only smiles and laughs, however. She says he’s never had enough hate to kill her, and she knows he won’t kill his own daughter because he’s not strong enough. He is furious and yells back that he will show her just how strong his hate is. The kunai in his hand plunges deep into Kankei’s throat and she spits up blood for a moment before dying. Moon immediately rushes to her daughter and tries vigorously to bring her back. Kisame says she’s going to suffer now to the day she dies and leaves.

The funeral is small since Moon knew no other people besides Miki and his team. Shinsu is angry the whole time with her death and tells Moon that all he needs is a name and he’ll go kill the man who killed Kankei. Moon says she can’t stand anymore death and runs inside. It begins to rain. Miki comes in to comfort her and says he understands that she wants to kill Kisame herself. She pushes him away and tells him again that she doesn’t want anymore violence. She then leaves to find Kisame.

She finds him half dead in the woods. After applying her ribbons around his cuts she tells him that she forgives him. All he says is thank you. She tells him how selfish she was and that she just saw Kisame inside of Kankei and never saw her for who she truly was. She says how much she regrets in life and begins to recollect on their child hoods together. She says her deepest regret is that Kisame never knew his own daughter. However, as she speaks, Kisame dies.

*****
And now the alternate/continued ending(I’m not that evil):

Kisame is in Hell (obviously) and he is chained up to a wall with a large black screen infront of him. He can see the Devil standing next to it with what looks to be a remote. He tells him in Hell he will suffer for eternity watching all the people he ever killed, destroyed or took away from and he would suffer and feel their pain. He then says, “let’s fast forward to the time of your daughters death, shall we?”

Kisame yells that he wants to take it all back, everything he did. He doesn’t want to suffer, he doesn't want them to suffer and he wants to apologize to Moon. He says he wants a second chance… “just a second chance…”

Kisame awakes lying on Moon’s lap with one of her hands combing through his hair. She starts to speak when he apologizes, and begins apologizing just out loud to everything he did. And then, his redemption comes in the form of an angel only he can see. An angel who never did anything wrong. An angel, who could even break down the walls of a heart as cold as his… he sees Kankei.

… And that’s about it c: Really sad, I know, but it’s real life. :< Which is worse. But anyways. Thus ends Naruto Zenshou. Goodbyyyyyyye~<3

~Sexy Jutsu doesn’t work on Raiga~